Today, i have learnt this Joke from Cambodia Daily.
The Chief Executive Officer of a business is throwing a party and takes his underlings on a tour of his opulent mansion.Behind the mansion is a huge swimming pool full of crocodiles.
The CEO says to the others: "i think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge: If anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those crocodiles, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything he desires. My job, my money, my house and anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proeeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate.
Suddenly they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the chief financial officer in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators and makes it to the edge of the pool. He pulls himself out just as a huge crocodile snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure, and anything I own is yours. Tell me waht i can do fur u."
The CFO, panting for breath, look up and says, "You can tell me who here pushed me in the pool!".
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